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Cutthroat Kitchen
Alton Brown: I want a grilled cheese
that one contestant: I grew up on grilled cheese, I eat it every day for breakfast, once I fucked a grilled cheese
contestants: *go shopping*
that one contestant: I look down at the basket, and I realize I forgot the bread and cheese
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chonceinalifetime:

not voting for hillary clinton is a vote for donald trump

But also THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO CHOICES IN THIS ELECTION pls people, I know it seems unlikely, but if everyone who didn’t want either candidate wrote in a name, someone else would stand a chance [and we could live with ourselves, not having voted for one or the other]

no they wouldn’t, literally do not do this

please educate yourself about nader and the 2000 presidential election before encouraging this literally terrible idea

People on both sides say “Not voting for my candidate is a vote for the other guy” No, it’s just not a vote for your fucking candidate. Vote for who you actually believe in, otherwise you might as well not vote.
If Hillary actually gave a damn she would try harder than just say “Vote for me cause I’m not Trump” No bitch, how about you show me something I can believe in.
God damn, no wonder so many people don’t fucking vote.

*sigh*

Let me explain why they say a vote for a 3rd candidate or not voting for Hillary is voting for Trump:

The United States does not have a direct democratic voting system. We have an indirect system called the electoral college.The electoral college is  a compromise between election of the President by a vote in Congress and election of the President by a popular vote of qualified citizens.

To win the Presidency you do not need a popular majority; you need the majority of votes of the electoral college. 

The way the college works is that the two parties select the delegates that will serve as electors, and the electors pledge to vote for the candidates, depending on their party affiliation, of either the democratic or republican party. So, when people go vote, they are actually going to vote for electors that have pledged to vote for a specific party/candidate. 

Each state is allocated a different number of electoral seats, and so not every state is truly worth the same given that every candidate is racing to secure 270 seats (minimum required to win the election). 

What’s important to note is that the electoral college is a winner take all vote in 48 of the 50 states, meaning that the candidate with the higher number of votes in a given state will get ALL of the seats. This is one of the reasons why third party candidates are a wasted vote. 

Based on our country’s history, most States around the country have already been defined as either red or blue, because the majority of the people that go and vote in said states tend to stick to either one or the other no matter who is on the ballot. It becomes a bit of loyalism to a party or, more accurately, just a strong distaste towards the ideals of the other party. However, there are a few swing states that really define the elections, for each election cycle they tend to change depending on who is on the ballot. 

Now, third party candidates, which is often used as a protest vote, have never worked because a) they are not written into every state ballot, meaning that there are states that don’t offer these candidates given that they did not qualify b) have rarely gotten enough votes to even be up for electoral seats c) ALWAYS end up hurting one of the two candidates, for, in close runs, they can make one of the other two candidates lose a SWING STATE.

This is what happened with Ralph Nader in 2000. The votes that he received hurt Gore in certain states, particularly florida, which led to Bush winning as he had the majority of electoral seats even though he did not have the majority in popular vote. 

Now, in the latest poll, it shows that the race between Hillary and trump is very close, and, when third party candidates are involved, it actually HURTS Hillary’s chances. 

Now, if it hurts her enough, Trump can obtain the much needed swing states. If he gets over 270 seats (and thus more than hillary) he WILL win the goddamn election. 

This is not a year to vote for a third party candidate. This is not a man you want in the oval office of the most powerful country in the world. 

There is nothing NOTHING you can pull out that will make Trump the lesser of two evils. 

We live in a country that has a two party system, so yes, a vote for a 3rd party candidate or a non-vote IS actually a vote for trump. 

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Ordinarily, I have a great deal of respect for the ethics of voting one’s conscience. But not this time. This is not the election to flex your “vote your conscience” muscles.

There are a lot - a fucking lot - of us who won’t survive a Trump presidency. I’m not being hyperbolic when I say that. A lot of your Muslim, Latinx, Black, LGBTQ+, or female friends - they. will. not. survive. this. man. in. the. white. house.

This is the first election where registered voters may be too young to remember what happened with Nader. You need to read what was written above and you need to understand that that landed us with Bush II’s presidency and you need to understand that, as shitty as that was, it pales in comparison to the catastrophe that would be a Trump presidency.

The two-party system is bullshit, but it’s what we’ve got. Eventually, we can work to change it. But I am begging you, for my own life, for my livelihood, for the lives of my friends, for the lives of my hypothetical future children, do not put our country and the world in jeopardy in an attempt to make a point about two-party system politics. Our lives are worth more than that.

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reverseracism:

Please share this as much as you can.

friendbow:

what people think gender is:

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what gender actually is:

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meanplastic:

I think cooking is my calling 😋❤️🍴

Well hang up

durbikins:

Using only his bare hands, Bill Nye completely dismembers the giant boat board by board in under five minutes.

White Fangirls: I love when the male lead ends up with the girl next door or his childhood bff
*Girl is Black*
White Fangirls: um ... the girl next door thing is so cliched.
White Fangirls: I love when the male lead pines over the girl and she's oblivious
*Girl is Black*
White Fangirls: She's so CRUEL. Why doesn't she see he's in love with her? She's a bitch.
White Fangirls: I love when they go from partners to lovers. It's my favorite trope.
*Girl is Black*
White Fangirls: Why can't they just stay friends. Not every relationship is romantic. Ugh!
White Fangirls: I love when the female lead is more than just a love interest. I love when she has her own storyline and can kick ass.
*Girl is Black*
White Fangirls: Why do they focus on her so much? [Other white character] is so much more interesting.
White Fangirls: I don't understand why there aren't more strong female leads.
Me: *looks at all the strong Black female leads on TV*
Me: What about -
White Fangirls: There's just no strong, three-dimensional women on TV to root for. Sigh.

marshmalllow:

me: *talking about my day*
Everyone around me: *shrieking* what is she saying!! What did that even mean!!! Send Her Back To The Swamp